Craziest Quote

[IfasehunReincarnated]

What is the strangest quote you have heard on this board?

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Originally Posted by Cherubim

I have more respect for a Sell-Out than I have for a Slave.
http://www.assatashakur.org/forum/sh...9&postcount=23

[Nia Maishani]

First of all, a sell-out IS a slave.

Secondly, an example of "sell-out" used here was "colin powell", while the term "slave" was used in the quote to mean our people of the ilk of 50 Cent the rapper. So more respect is given by the poster to he who has his fellow men's blood on his hands (of the Continent), as opposed to he who promotes intellectual homicide among his fellow men. All this brings me to point #3.

Third, this one just proves my point that the be-heading was in order. We shouldn't even have time to entertain this foolish discussion in this forum. I'd rather be discussing whom amongst us is neither, and how we can help them to build for us all.

[Draptomania]

I hope none of my quotes end up on here

[IfasehunReincarnated]

In the Hands Off Assata Flier Distribution Thread which a FUNDAMENTAL PART of this site's existence...

Originally Posted by Need-to-know

Good luck spreadin them flyers. Oh shit, I didn't even know Assata was the god Mother of Tupac!
http://assatashakur.org/forum/showpo...67&postcount=4

[IfasehunReincarnated]

Originally Posted by Johnny Destiny

Thus, Shango created the universe...

http://www.assatashakur.org/forum/sh...4&postcount=22

:blackicon

[John P.]

these two quotes i thought was funny to me...matter fact had me dayum near dying...

Rebel Afrika
What I would like to have now is first and foremost, as Brutha Malcolm advised...a rifle. Preferably the AK-47 (assult rifle) and the Chinese (or Russian) SKS semi-automatic. As many as I could aquire.
Along with that, I would like Shotguns. Preferably the pistol grip pump...and also I would like the Mac 11. As many as I could aquire.
Along with that, I would like a .380 and a .45 revolver. I don't need many of these, but I would like to have more than one.
Finally, I would like to have some shit off the white market. Some shit that I would not even want to be associated with me (if discovered). Maybe one day I will be able to travel to Somalia
What kind of gat u got or will get?
I got flashbacks of "I'M GON GET YOU SUCKA"...when they was in garage wit Isaac Hayes


They're ignorance is too dangerous to laugh at.....CreatorsCollege
http://www.assatashakur.org/forum/sh...1953#post51953

I don't know if you all might consider it funny.....but to me that's a funny ass qoute...it may just be me...i don't care.....but that shit just hillarious...1

[rebelAfrika]

Originally Posted by John P.

these two quotes i thought was funny to me...matter fact had me dayum near dying...

Rebel Afrika
What I would like to have now is first and foremost, as Brutha Malcolm advised...a rifle. Preferably the AK-47 (assult rifle) and the Chinese (or Russian) SKS semi-automatic. As many as I could aquire.
Along with that, I would like Shotguns. Preferably the pistol grip pump...and also I would like the Mac 11. As many as I could aquire.
Along with that, I would like a .380 and a .45 revolver. I don't need many of these, but I would like to have more than one.
Finally, I would like to have some shit off the white market. Some shit that I would not even want to be associated with me (if discovered). Maybe one day I will be able to travel to Somalia
What kind of gat u got or will get?
I got flashbacks of "I'M GON GET YOU SUCKA"...when they was in garage wit Isaac Hayes


They're ignorance is too dangerous to laugh at.....CreatorsCollege
http://www.assatashakur.org/forum/sh...1953#post51953

I don't know if you all might consider it funny.....but to me that's a funny ass qoute...it may just be me...i don't care.....but that shit just hillarious...1

Well let me not talk about any funerals. I wouldn't want to see you laugh yourself into a seizure.

[IfasehunReincarnated]

Originally Posted by GoodRain

If we can criticize Black women for straightening their hair can we criticize Black men for cutting all of it off and keeping it like that all the time.Is that a sign of self hatred to an extent?
http://www.assatashakur.org/forum/sh...33&postcount=1

what u talkin' 'bout Willis?

[Daisho]

Originally Posted by IfasehunReincarnated

what u talkin' 'bout Willis?

I must co-sign on this one...are we being told the bald headed slick doesn't exist in Afrika? I have no beef with the slick headed wonders...I've been there a time or 10 my self. I've experienced no diminished effect on my spiritual energy infact it's rather cleansing to clean your slate from time to time...new growth new Chi Gong!

[Nia Maishani]

To my mind, cutting it all off or keeping it hewn or doo-ragged is very much akin to straightening the hair. It's all about keeping yt comfy and fooling society into believing thar ain't no KINKS up in heah!!!

[rebelAfrika]

Originally Posted by John P.

these two quotes i thought was funny to me...matter fact had me dayum near dying...

Rebel Afrika
What I would like to have now is first and foremost, as Brutha Malcolm advised...a rifle. Preferably the AK-47 (assult rifle) and the Chinese (or Russian) SKS semi-automatic. As many as I could aquire.
Along with that, I would like Shotguns. Preferably the pistol grip pump...and also I would like the Mac 11. As many as I could aquire.
Along with that, I would like a .380 and a .45 revolver. I don't need many of these, but I would like to have more than one.
Finally, I would like to have some shit off the white market. Some shit that I would not even want to be associated with me (if discovered). Maybe one day I will be able to travel to Somalia
What kind of gat u got or will get?
I got flashbacks of "I'M GON GET YOU SUCKA"...when they was in garage wit Isaac Hayes


They're ignorance is too dangerous to laugh at.....CreatorsCollege
http://www.assatashakur.org/forum/sh...1953#post51953

I don't know if you all might consider it funny.....but to me that's a funny ass qoute...it may just be me...i don't care.....but that shit just hillarious...1

Hey...I got some more funny quotes for you...

"I want to get a police scanner so I can monitor the pigs"--rebelafrika

Or how about this...

"I want to learn martial arts so that I can better defend myself"--rebelafrika

Watch out Dave Chappelle! I coming for your crown!

[John P.]

okay...okay...i didn't mean to scar your emotion...but i'm saying dayum how many gunz you want....that shit had me thinking you was ah straight nut...i'm being real...when i read "as much as i can aquire"...i see alot of dayum guns...i see you having some fetish with gunz...i'm not gonna lie but...you might really be ah nut with that post...1...

[Jacuma]

Originally Posted by John P.

okay...okay...i didn't mean to scar your emotion...but i'm saying dayum how many gunz you want....that shit had me thinking you was ah straight nut...i'm being real...when i read "as much as i can aquire"...i see alot of dayum guns...i see you having some fetish with gunz...i'm not gonna lie but...you might really be ah nut with that post...1...

Hey John P I thought you knew psst Rebel Is A Nut and I wanna be just like him asap..

[John P.]

well do what you do...1...

[Hue-Man]

Originally Posted by IfasehunReincarnated

what u talkin' 'bout Willis?

I have to quote myself on this one. Im sad to say it took me a while to realize how stupid it sounded.

No one can think on shaqs level because its impossible to be that stupid.

lol. wooooo........but whateva.